If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.
So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
#sirius black to remus lupin at some point probably
gotham city has like 5 million people and 3 million of them are police officers
✔ READING ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS DATING EACH OTHER
" Look at the difference: In 1977 I bought a small house in Portland Oregon for $24,000. At the time I was earning $5 per hour working at a large auto parts store. I owned a 4 year old Chevy Nova that cost $1,500. Now, 36 years later that same job pays $8 an hour, that same house costs $185,000 and a 4 year old Chevy costs $10,000. Wages haven’t kept up with expenses at all. And, I should point out that that $5 an hour job in 1977 was union and included heath benefits. "
—an anonymous online commenter on the current economy. (via han-nara
one of the worst moments in life is probably when you’re in a room full of people and you look around and see them all talking and laughing and all of sudden you feel so sad and lonely that you can even feel a physical pain in your chest because you realize that they all belong to someone and they all have someone who belongs to them and you don’t, you’re just kind of there
i dont understand why people are like “omg this sucks i got socks for christmas” wHY THE WOULDNT YOU WANT LIL SOCK SOCKS FOR YOU FEETSIES THEY ARE THE BEST THING THEY COME IN COLORS AND PATTERNS WITH LIL CHRISTMAS JINGLE HTINGSS AND WARM YOUR ITSY BITSY TOES AND THEY ARE LIKE TINY SWEATERS FOR YOU FEET I LOVE SOCKS
are you dumbledore
I miss anchorage wifi so hard right now
No I do not want to human today.
come to the uk so we can nope away from humans in my city’s aquarium
let’s do it! No humaning for us today!