inkyubus:

brokenchi:

twerks4loanpayments:

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

A dick with its own business gaining residual income and a stock portfolio

A socially conscious dick. A dick that’s helping to rebuild the community and cares about the environment.

A dick that pays the mortgage on time and brings its own bags to the supermarket

There are two kinds of people

lieano:

People who support their friends and want them to be happy even it means they get ‘friendzoned’

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And people who burn down all of Paris

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I know I’m not pretty, nor beautiful, nor wondrous, nor any of the kind words you can think of to describe my face, my shape.
But even so, your offhanded remarks, your snide commented jokes, they hurt.
And yet, all I can do is smile and laugh and pretend I didn’t hear it.
I don’t need to be reminded that I am fat
That I am undesirable
That I will be replaced
That I am unworthy of your full attention
And that I will never be the first choice
Because I already know
And I do not need to hear it from someone
Who I had the stupidity to consider
My most intimate friend
My most trustworthy consultant
I did not need it from you

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

inspired by (x)

(Source: rabalogy)

How gay sex works.

(Source: jaidefinichon)

I WILL NOT SLEEP

I WILL NOT EAT

I WILL NOT YIELD UNTIL I FINISH THIS BOOK

said every reader ever (via theperksofbeingcatheravery)

(Source: toothlesspeanutbutterhiccup)

supertrout95:

seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

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cnnbreaking:

forcing a friend to watch a tv show

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(Source: 911official)

pulpofiction:

Tenement Family in Courtyard

from the Republic City Photography Archives

SCREEAAMSSSKASKLDHJFSJDFJASF FD HSHDHDSASF KJDF RIP ME

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

(Source: timewastingclub)

  • one of my schoolmates: harry potter is for children
  • me: wingardium levifuckyou

historia-reiiss:

death note is amazing because the white haired boy is the only one who survives